Dial V for Vapid - McConaughey's Dad Died Having Sex, Says Mom

Tonight at midnight it is conceivable that any one of us could sneak out to a neighbor's house and pee on their lawn gnomes... But just because we could doesn't mean we should. The same advise could be given concerning the writing of tell-all biographies -

Honestly, I haven't read the book and nothing in the accompanying Us piece really recommends it. However, that doesn't mean you shouldn't skeedaddle over to the magazine piece to read at least one of Ms. McConaughey's annecdotes - I recommend the one where she has her freshly-dead-from-having-sex husband taken away while still naked -

No... can't say I'll be tracking down any author's reading for this one.