Don't Bury Your Sex Doll in the Woods

My public service announcement for the day: If you own a lifelike sex doll and you decide to move on to new, human-based relationships, be they sexual, platonic or familial, it's best to dump your plastic lover in a manner that won't freak the crap out of total strangers. Is that really too much to ask?

Apparently it is...

Sex dolls look real. Really, really real. That's why people buy them. So stuffing one in a sleeping bag and burying it in a shallow grave is a superb way to attract police attention. I'm not sure what the texture of the skin is like, or if it will hold a fingerprint, but I think the only real crime here is littering. Still, expect the cops to grab you by the shoulders, shake you and go, "WTF*?!"
Indeed, that's what happened: the perp is getting charged with violating a waste management law.

(*or the Japanese equivalent thereof, as this is where our story takes place)