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Today our friends at The Smoking Gun have a story called "Sex For Gas" which is such a heady mixture of dumb criminality and current affairs that it makes me giddy.
As the headline suggests, Angela Eversole, 34, sexually serviced Kenneth Novak, who paid for her services in part, with a $100 gas card, according to cops.
Eversole was charged with prostitution and operating without an occupational license, Novak was charged with promoting prostitution. Those are their his-and-her mugshots you see above.
Susie's private message to the ladies: With the price of fuel at record highs, unless you enjoy farming yourself out to creepy gray-haired dudes wearing golf shirts, maybe now is a good time to read our Tips to Save You Money at the Pump feature on the "Black Gold" site.




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at 15:50 on July 2nd, 2008
Wow, I know the price of gas is expensive but that is a drastic measure to take. I definitely think there are other ways to go about that, but at least she's getting creative... yes? no?.....
at 16:03 on July 2nd, 2008
yes
at 16:06 on July 2nd, 2008
Haha yes, very creative.
I love dumb criminals.
at 16:11 on July 2nd, 2008
from a gene pool, shallower than spit on the sidewalk