Farrah Abraham Stoned for Praying with Tallis at Western Wall
by Karen Fish
Last Friday May 10, 2013 Farrah Abraham was stoned by ultra Orthodox Jews, Haredim, for praying while wearing a tallis, prayer shawl at the Western Wall in Jerusalem. The Israeli police then arrested her for praying for the father of her child, who died young like James Dean in a tragic car accident. This has sparked an Amanda Knox like international incident. World War I was caused by 1 gun shot, ‘The shot heard round the world.’ The extinction of life on Earth in Nuclear World War III may now be caused by some guy busting on camera.
There is an intrafaith war going on in Israel between the Israeli “Women of the Wall” who are praying at the Western Wall, the Kotel, of the Second Temple wearing tallis, prayer shawls, and their bitter rivals the black hatted ultra Orthodox Jews, Haredim. According to the New York Times last Friday morning Farrah Abraham and the ‘Women of the Wall’ were praying at the Western Wall wearing their tallit when “hundreds of police officers locked arms in cordons to hold back throngs of black-hatted Orthodox men who whistled, catcalled, and threw water, candy and a few plastic chairs at the ‘Women of the Wall’.”
Israeli political and religious leader Yisrael Eichler, Israeli Member of Knesset, Parliament, an orthodox Rabbi said “If the state of Israel fights the ultra-Orthodox Haredim, it may win, but it will be erased from the face of the Earth.” Rabbi Yisrael Eichler is cursing death upon the 6 million Jews living in Israel today because Farrah Abraham and the ‘Women of the Wall’ are wearing tallit while praying at God’s Temple in Jerusalem.
Two thousand years ago another Orthodox Jewish Rabbi, Eshua aka Yeshua aka Joshua aka Jesus Christ came upon some orthodox Jewish people stoning a woman to death for having committed adultery. Jesus Christ, the Jewish born Rabbi and Messiah of Christianity and Islam who was elected God by the Church Fathers at the Council of Nicaea in 325 AD although not unanimously said, ‘Let he without sin cast the first stone.’ The men laid down their rocks and stones and skulked away.
Reality star Farrah Abraham recently brought 2 million people to vivid.com in 12 hours crashing the servers to pay to watch her new video ‘Back Door Teen Mom.’ Farrah Abraham also wrote a best seller, ‘My teenage dreams ended’ and released a song “Finally getting up from rock bottom.” The Temple in Jerusalem was built in 1,000 BC by King David and his son King Solomon (who had 900 wives, mistresses and concubines) then destroyed when the Babylonians, the Iraqis conquered Jerusalem in 586 BC and took the Jewish people of Israel into captivity in Babylon 1,000 years before the invention of Islam. Farrah Abraham, a Christian woman found another ex boyfriend Marcel Kaminstein on a Jewish dating website. Her co star in her movie James Deen is also Jewish.
Today more than ever Israel needs international support. Vladimir Putin built a nuclear reactor for Iran and now he is shipping S-300 surface to air missiles to Syria which can knock 12 different mosquitoes out of the sky simultaneously from 100 miles away even at 25,000 feet above the ground. 1.5 billion Muslims armed with nuclear weapons in Pakistan, chemical weapons in Syria and surely biological wapons are surrounding Israel from mid Africa to Indonesia and they are chanting ‘Death to America, Death to Israel’ as Israel’s own religious and political leaders are cursing death upon their own people for davening wearing prayer shawls.
Israel today is Poland, 1939. The time has come to sell Israel to Saudi Arabia; the frontage is unbelievable. Then the 6 million Jews in Israel must take the money and run to Broward County where they will be welcomed with open arms and safe. The writing is on the wall.
Disclaimer: The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.