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Future News 2.0 and what it will do for you
Future News 2.0 is the FUTURE of news and everything else will be history. In fact all “news” is just recent history. Once you hear it it isn’t news any more. Future News 2.0 or (2.0) will put YOU in the drivers seat!
YOU will make the news as you create the news in the future. Kind of like Star Trek created the flip phone. But we will be creating much more than a cellphone. We will be creating planets and galaxies and other scary things in the future.
All you need to do is tell the 2.0 staff what you would like to see and it will be! Send your questions or suggestions and a picture of yourself to futurenews2.0@hotmail NOW!
Disclaimer: Future News 2.0 should not be used to predict lottery numbers or other things for personal gain and cannot be held responsible for your destruction if you attempt to do so.
Hey, with the Obama administration this is all we could come up with that can compete with the weirdness.
To send suggestions, letters of disapproval, criticism, or death threats use: futurenews2.0@hotmail
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