Future News 2.0 and what it will do for you Future News 2.0 is the FUTURE of news and everything else will be history. In fact all “news” is just recent history. Once you hear it it isn’t news any more. Future News 2.0 or (2.0) will put YOU in the drivers seat!
YOU will make the news as you create the news in the future. Kind of like Star Trek created the flip phone. But we will be creating much more than a cellphone. We will be creating planets and galaxies and other scary things in the future.
All you need to do is tell the 2.0 staff what you would like to see and it will be! Send your questions or suggestions and a picture of yourself to futurenews2.0@hotmail NOW!
Disclaimer: Future News 2.0 should not be used to predict lottery numbers or other things for personal gain and cannot be held responsible for your destruction if you attempt to do so.
Hey, with the Obama administration this is all we could come up with that can compete with the weirdness.
To send suggestions, letters of disapproval, criticism, or death threats use: futurenews2.0@hotmail
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at 17:57 on October 31st, 2009
Hey, Bro, this is what the world has been waiting for, the quantum leap, so to speak. Will be checking in the future for sure.
at 17:14 on November 1st, 2009
Rhonda J Mangus is obviously obsessed with the past and feels the need to judge the promotional statement before she even sees the first Future News story. Well Rhonda we are all anxious to see what “2.0” will bring us and the things we will learn, but be patient.
Of course if you need to complain about the promo you probably won’t be happy with the Future News stories so you might want to avoid any unnecessary viewing and wasting that time. It takes a lot of time to do what we do here hope you will come back and enjoy something wackier than our current administration.