HAARP Conspiracy Foiled
HAARP (The High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program that researches radio waves and is funded by the U.S. Government) has been targeted as a conspiracy organization again. Apparently this time HAARP caused global warming, which is more scientifically known as climate change.
Here is the theory:
Melting the polar ice caps with the use of HAARP is what's making "global warming" happen, so that the excuse to shift from gasoline to hydrogen and bio-fuels will happen along with desalinating ocean water and selling it back to the populace.
But that's not all. The reason that the NAARP, a government agency, wants everyone to switch from gasoline to alternate energy is so that you need to buy a new car - and new cars are more likely to have OnStar installed in them. The ultimate goal of NAARP is to track where ever you go - and of course lock and unlock your doors when ever they want.
I can't begin to image the endless purposes of OnStar locking and unlocking your car doors.
Other NAARP conspiracy theories include:
- Earthquakes - by sending radio waves very high up (above 70 kilometers) NAARP is able to alter Earth's core and cause earthquakes any place on the planet. (I think I saw something like that in Austin Powers 2)
- Missile Defense and Control - Instead of being a research facility NAARP is actually a missile defense and control station.
- Weather Control - Although NAARP operates above 75 kilometers in altitude it is secretly controlling weather conditions in the lowest 6 kilometers of the atmosphere.
- Mind Control - HAARP can emit an extremely low frequency radio wave that can make people feel depressed.