Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day

Avast it is Tyler the Pirate. He is a bit faded on account of a curse. He will turn into a wraith unless you fave this photograph. So get favin' smartly bilge rats! ARRR! It looks like you shifty Bilge Rats saw through my ruse! Maybe some of my other Pirate photos are a bit more worthy of your admiration.

I am The Quartermaster
You, me hearty, are a man of action! And what action it is! Gruesome,
awful, delightful action. You mete out punishment to friend and foe alike
– well, mostly to foe, because your burning inner rage isn’t
likely to draw you a whole lot of the former. Still, though you may be
what today is called “high maintenance” and in the past was
called “bat-shit crazy,” the crew likes to have you around
because in a pinch your maniacal combat prowess may be the only thing
that saves them from Jack Ketch. When not in a pinch, the rest of the
crew will goad you into berserker mode because it’s just kind of
fun to watch. So you provide a double service – doling out discipline
AND entertainment.
What's Yer Inner Pirate? brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!