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Herman Cain’s Halloween Costumes Pics

by karenfish | October 31, 2011 at 09:07 am

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by Karen Fish

A picture is worth a thousand microsoft words. What are two pictures worth? Should there be an IQ test for voting? Should there be an IQ test for running? Which came first the chicken or the egg?

When you go to Santa Anita you buy a daily racing form to look at the past performances of the horses in order to predict the outcome of the race. They don’t mention in the daily racing form that prior to the race they take out 25% of the money bet from the pool. Imagine that you are playing blackjack and right in front of your face every time that you put down 4 five dollar chips the dealer takes one and puts it in his pocket.

Today, October 31, 2011, Halloween, Herman Cain is running to become the leader of the free world. Kinda makes you cringe, doesn’t it? It’s kinda freaky, isn’t it? Is this the trick? Halloween costumes were originally designed to ward off the trickster, the demons, the evil spirits, the prince of lies. Herman Cain today issued a non denial denial that his past performance includes paying off hush money to women he sexually harassed.

Bill Clinton when he was running had the same problem with Gennifer Flowers and we ended up watching the Monica Lewinsky show for two years. Clarence Thomas had the same problem with Anita Hill and we ended up with the highest court in the land proclaiming that companies are people who can donate any amount of money they choose to ensure that they are not taxed and that they end up with all the money. The approval rate of congress is 9%.

Nein, nein, nein. Nyet! Who is to blame for all of this? Michael Jackson said that he was looking at the man in the mirror. With 7 billion people on Earth clamoring for resources on a planet which had only several million people for 5 million years the best we can come up with to lead the free world on Halloween 2011 is Herman Cain? Are we talking about the Herman Cain who declared publicly that he wants to electrocute Mexican children? Isn’t that a matter to be dealt wih at the Hague?

Today Herman Cain is picking out his Halloween costume to ward off evil spirits. Last time we came a hair from putting Sarah Palin a heart beat from the oval office. We elected Richard Nixon. We elected the man financed by the bin laden family Dubya. What’s wrong with us? Is it the fluoride in the water? Are we living in Hell, Herman Cain’s Halloween Hell? Maybe we’re all just a little bit masochistic. We secretly love the pain. Love the Pain Herman Cain. We’re going to replace the greatest military leader ever with Herman Cain as the world hurtles towards the Apocalypse and the Republicans obstruct the Obama girls from making pee pee? Love the Pain Herman Cain.

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