Horse Mounts Garda in Ireland: Stallion vs Cop (NSFW Pics)

by NowPublic Staff | April 2, 2012 at 11:00 am

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Smithfield Horse Market: Mounted Police, Indeed

Just so you know, the story that follows is about a horse with an erection trying to mount a police officer. If you find that sort of content (and the accompanying NSFW pics) disturbing, move on to another story.

Now, On to the Horse Penis

For those of you still with us... A strange scene unfolded at the Smithfield Horse Market in Dublin, Ireland. As a garda (Irish cop) went to check the electronic tag on a horse, the stallion must have gotten a mixed signal. Next thing you know, the horse is getting frisky with the police officer.

The horse's owner tried to restrain the animal, but what could he do: we're talking about a massive stallion with a thing for men in uniform. This was only going to go one way.

The NSFW photos of the horse trying to mount the cop are below. Well, if you work in an office where pictures of horse's penises are SFW, well, uh, that's cool, but for the rest of us, this is NSFW.

Photos: Horse vs Cop (NSFW)

If you immediately thought of NWA's "Fuck tha Police", you're not the first. The inevitable remix is below.

The traumatized garda was promptly rescued from beneath the beast and escaped relatively unharmed, although the mental scarring is likely to remain for the rest of his life.