Ihor Stetkewycz Video: Mister Clean-Up is from Mars
Ihor Stetkewycz Doesn't Take Orders from Women
The best part of local news "problem solvers" segment is the interesting characters that they unearth. ABC7 in Detroit is no exception. In investigating the case of illegal lumber dumping, reporter Tara Edwards came face to face with a certain Ihor Stetkewycz, who wasted no time in vaulting into viral-video fame.
Ihor Stetkewycz got the mysogyny out of the way straight off the bat, asserting (and repeating) that he doesn't "take no orders from no woman".
Stetkewycz then launches into a convoluted and implausible excuse, informing Edwards (and those of us at home) that he is from Mars. This explains a lot, actually.
The video below is a must-see. We can't wait to see how it gets remixed. Ihor Stetkewycz is Mister Clean-Up. Not Mister Clean. Mister Clean-Up.
Oh, and we expect to see fake Ihor Stetkewycz online dating profiles, too.
Ihor Stetkewycz claims to be cleaning up Detroit, but, judging from how he was caught with his hand in the proverbial cookie jar, "cleaning up" doesn't mean what he thinks it means.