Jonah Falcon: Man with world's largest penis jobless
Jonah Falcon has what billions of men all over the world dream for, but in these times of recession his endowment has not brought him much luck.
At 5-foot-9, Falcon has an average build, with average-sized hands and a size-10.5 foot. He says his below-the-belt wonder is all natural, according to a published report.
New York, NY – Jan 2nd – In a move shocking the baseball world. The Yankees have signed out of work actor Jonah Falcon to a 5 year 13.5 million dollar deal. The New York native has never played professional baseball. Yankee's manager Joe Girardi says he has no worries about Falcon's abilities. He said he has been interested in signing Falcon since first seeing him in the 1999 HBO documentary Private Dicks: Men Exposed.
"These days, nobody notices me," he says. "Unless I decide to go out in bike shorts. Then I get some stares."
The New Yorker has faced abuse, but taken it in his stride.
We'd like to introduce you to Jonah Falcon. He's new to us, but apparently, if you can trust his Wikipedia entry, he:
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