Kitler: Moustached Kitten Needs Rebranding
'Cat Looks Like Hitler': Rescued Kitten Awaits Adoption
Poor Kitler. Nobody will adopt the rescued kitten because Wood Green Animal Shelter keeps saying that she looks like Adolph Hitler. Calling her "Kitler" isn't helping, either.
Note that Kitler is a six-week-old kitten who was found abandoned by the side of the road, and displays no tendencies towards ultra-nationalism or genocide. Kitler is in desperate need of rebranding.
Was naming her "Charlene Chaplin" too complicated?
Spokeswoman Tara Dundon said: ''Kitler is an adorable little girl who will make a wonderful addition to the right family. She is really playful and a typical sweet kitten.
Perhaps naming the kitten "Kitler" was Wood Gren's first mistake. Cats, by their very nature, are incapable of looking like people. This is primarily because they are cats. Also, they're cats.
Here are our suggestions for the Kitler rebranding:
- Charlene Chaplin
- Nothing Like Hitler Because She's a Cat (Kitty for short)
We may be part of the problem by posting a pic of this kitten raising her outstretched left paw. Look how much trouble the Victoria Station incident caused for David Bowie. Hey, maybe they could call the kitten "Station to Station".