Man bitten on the penis by deadly snake

A tourist in Australia suffered greatly for going to the toilet at the roadside, when an extremely venomous snake bit him on the penis while he was attending to his business.

The man was caught short on the road in Queensland, resulting in him having to answer the call of nature close to Laura (that's a town in the northern tip of Queensland, not a woman).

But as he was crouching down beside the road, a brown snake – the venom
of which is deadly – spotted an opportunity, slid between the man's
legs and bit him on the penis.