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man who has sex with table, gets 6 months jail sentence
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by master_jim2008 | July 2, 2008 at 04:07 pm
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Posted by Susie
An Ohio man who went out onto his deck and had sex with his metal picnic table multiple times between January and March of this year, has been sentenced to six months in jail.
Art Price Jr, pictured, admitted to this. A tipster dropped off three DVD's showing this. And according to cops, he also admitted to having intercourse with the table inside the home.
In fact, if the married father of three had not decided to take his amour outside of the house, which happens to be in plain view of an elementary school, chances are that he could've continued to see his flat-chested friend indefinitely.
Instead, thanks to the mysterious Deep Throat of the lawn furniture world, and the tireless work of the police, Art is off to prison.
Wish I could be a fly on the wall when an inmate asks him, "What are you in for?"
Final dumb thoughts:
This guy gives new meaning to the word tabletop.
Having sex with a metal picnic table in the middle of an Ohio winter sounds more dangerous than sticking your tongue to a flag pole.
If you are seeing a table, and you go out to dinner, does it get jealous you are with other tables?
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at 16:09 on July 2nd, 2008
lmao, i would hate to be his wife and have to endure all the stares and snickers
at 16:34 on July 2nd, 2008
hahaha sorry to laugh at this, but it is funny. I think the final straw is that its in the view of an elementary. But wow, 3 DVDs worth of material.
at 17:09 on July 2nd, 2008
master_jim2008, I like this weird story. It's good stuff.
at 19:27 on July 2nd, 2008
i feel for the wife.....oh, i wasn't good enough for you? and how his 3 kids will be teased about it. can we say loooooooooozer? lol
at 21:01 on July 4th, 2008
master_jim2008, I like this story. It's good stuff. Like the octopus lover in another NowPublic story, this must be a leg man. Tables have four, wives only have two.
Sexy furniture, just sitting there naked -- no tablecloth whatsoever. Turned the guy on! What do you expect? Where is the modesty?
at 00:05 on July 7th, 2008
Story of the Year, hands down