MESSAGE TO NO COAST: PREPARE TO BE BOARDED

7:30pm tonite at Lincoln's Pershing Auditorium: Man the rigging and prepare to overhaul! Omaha Rollergirl's hometeams the Lowdown Lucys and Vicotoria's Secret Service meet up with No Coast Derby's Dirty Harriets and Flatland Fugitives for a knockdown, drag out derby double header. The Lucy lasses will plunder and pillage the prized booty from those hornswagglin Harriettes, and the landlubbing Fugitives will suffer a serious flogging at the hands of the vicious Vickies. All the scalleywags of No Coast will meet the rope's end or be made to walk the plank taking the perilous plunge to the depths of Davy Jones locker.

Dead derby girls tell no tales!