Mister Pee Pee: Starbucks Masturbation Challenge

The aptly-named Mister Pee Pee has made it his mission to masturbate in as many New York City Starbucks outlets as possible. This being the 21st Century, Mister Pee Pee is tweeting his adventures, so that the TMI can be spread ASAP.

The serial-masturbation stunt grew from a challenge issued on The Glory Hole podcast (this just keeps getting more and more NSFW), where Mister Pee Pee is featured.

In case you're wondering at how many Starbucks Mister Pee Pee has foamed the milk, the answer (so far) is 18, having visited 25. We're not sure-- nor do we want to know-- what prevented his success in the other seven. We don't know which Starbucks locations, either, so we're recommending that you get your coffee from a local shop. Just to be sure.

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Mister Pee Pee declined to share any personal information about himself with the Daily Dot, but he clearly has no problem sharing his DNA with a chain of coffee shops. Speaking of which, you can use Mister Pee Pee's Foursquare checkins as a where-to-avoid-until-cleaning-time guide.

However, he began protecting his tweets, apparently unaware that the term "oversharing" also applies to the physical world.

In case you were wondering, he apparently limits his... activities to the bathroom.

Note: you can see such activity on the subway late enough at night, so be thankful that Mister Pee Pee is at least using toilet stalls.