To My Darling Husband "Satire"

 Barry Artiste "Satire" I am not one usually to post fluff, but considering all the bad news in the world, I thought we could all use a laugh.

To my darling husband,

 Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.

You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife. XXX

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P.S. Your girlfriend called.