Naked Woman Stomps Car in San Francisco
Crazy Naked Woman Smashes John Knight's Volvo in San Francisco
A 250-lb naked woman was causing a disturbance on the J-Church train as it rolled through San Francisco's Noe Valley. The woman exited the train, still causing a commotion. A medical crew arrived on the scene, gave the naked woman a blanked, and began evaluating her (though "naked and screaming on public transportation" suggests "mental issue").
Then things got weird. The woman threw off the blanket and embraced her inner Incredible Hulk, jumping onto the hood of commuter John Knight's sensible blue Volvo station wagon... and began stomping the shit out of it.
No video footage of the naked woman's rampage has emerged. Come on, this is San Francisco. You should be all over this.
“She walks directly to me,” he said. “She walks up the hood of my car. And she begins stomping on my windshield, completely naked.”
The woman, who Knight estimated to weigh about 250 pounds, cracked his windshield with the first stomp. She got a couple more in before plainclothes officers pulled her off and handcuffed her as she screamed and wailed, Knight said.
(Note: while John Knight described the woman as "completely naked", she was apparently wearing shoes.)
Knight said that he would not press charges against the rampaging naked woman. The article above did not mention if his insurance covered the damage to his car, which cost over $300 to repair.
What would you do if a 250-lb naked woman began stomping your car? What would you do?