Nebraska Cops Bust the 'Butt Bandit'!!!

by Erik Larson | November 25, 2008 at 12:33 am

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The Associated Press is reporting that the "Butt Bandit", who has been terrorizing window shoppers in Valentine, Nebraska by leaving greasy butt and groin prints on store windows, was caught by cops with his pants down early Nov. 19. Unlike Martin Eisenstadt, he is not a former member of the McCain campaign- also unlike Eisenstadt, this is apparently a true story!!!

VALENTINE, Neb. (AP) — Authorities said they've arrested a suspect in the rash of so-called "Butt Bandit" vandalism cases. County Attorney Eric Scott said a 35-year-old man was arrested early Wednesday morning. Formal charges have not yet been filed. Some vandal had been skipping from one building to another at night, pressing his naked buttocks, groin or both on windows.

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