New Scientific Evidence that "Jesus Christ was born in a U.F.O."

Thanks Rhonda always trying to make the articles interesting by originality. 

I'm gonna definitely gonna check it out. Thanks for the info!!

It's been so long since I seen it my declarative memory cannot recall the scene. Perhaps when I wrote the article my subconscious mind came into play unconsciously. Thanks for the info. I need to watch it once again.

I'm going to look up Zecharia Sitchin. When I wrote the article as a joke I was thinking more of L. Ron Hubbard though I'm not a follower of Scientology. Thank for the info.

U.F.O.'s have been around a long time. Some believe they may also be responsible for Abscam, the Lame Duck Sessions, and Elian Gonzalez' cousin Marisleysis.

Don't take things too serious..the article was placed under the category of "Strange" for a reason. It's not to be taken literally. Regardless what I said at the beginning it is poking fun of organized religion but not at one's faith. That's how the article ends. 

As far as the scientists who stated this theory I think it was Flaco and Shorty from Columbia University and Harvard. Maybe it was Eduardo Galeano. 

I haven't read the bible in decades which is why I "hardly read"..I listened to the priests (Christian Brothers) for about 9 years in Catholic school till I decided to get the hell out of the dark ages. You have to self-interpret what I write in my articles because I explain things indirectly. After all it was intended for people who know not people who think. 

The article was written the day before Easter sunday as a current event news story. It's based on certain perceived fallacies and/or accepted notions of christian doctrine concerning the Resurrection. For example I was gonna further expand on the article by references to forensic pathology. I was gonna take the factor of "Rigor Mortis" into account explaining that the conversion of glycogen into lactic acid causes muscular relaxation immediately after death which is followed by the gradual onset of rigidity without the shortening of the muscle. It is then attributed to the metabolization of muscle a short time after somatic death, or from products built up during the death event. As the pH decreases, there is a physical change in the muscle protoplasm. There is a cross-linking of actin and myosin by the presence of excess lactic acid. Rigor is typically quantitated by “mild”, “early”, “moderate”, “and “complete” as a descriptive statement of degree of change. This is totally subjective and two observers may have different interpretations. Usually, perceived stiffness in motion of a joint is “mild”,difficulty requiring force to move a joint is “moderate”, and having to use great force is “complete” rigor. Once the physical change of the muscle is forced, that degree of change will not reoccur, so that if someone has broken the rigor, it will not reform to completion. If only partial rigor is present, some rigor will continue to form. Being dead for three days and rising from the dead would dispel that scientific explanation yet some accept it as fact because the bible had no knowledge of this. We take what's in the bible as serious stuff but we never accept what's not written in the bible unless of course it's presented as poetic justice by Shakespeare or concurred by Oprah Winfrey or Ellen Degenerate. I decided to leave this paragraph entirely out of the story feeling it was being too drawn out and winded. 

I also left out the "Lazarus Syndrome" which is the spontaneous return of circulation after failed attempts at resuscitation. Also called the Lazarus Phenomenon it takes its name from the biblical story of Lazarus, who was raised from the dead by Jesus. It's nice to know that science at times borrows from the bible but the bible never borrows from science. Like I said it's what's left out of the bible that counts. 

In all actuality the true purpose of the article was to present my photograph of the genetic mapping of D.N.A. through my photography. A preamble towards my art. The ideology of my creations understood through science. 

There's nothing wrong with screwing around with religion once in a while..I'm sure at times the Almighty can be the greatest comedian. 

Oh and as far as you not taking comfort in my dreamt up statements, you should have read Dr. Watson's statements based on intelligence and race below my photo. As my mentor I believe he was wrong. Race doesn't factor in intelligence. I'm sure you agree with that.

AB5SY thank you for the info. and the link.. much appreciated..

"Waiting for the U.F.O.'s" (reply to WM H's request that Ace Preston should be arrested for absurdity in the first degree with intent to do mental harm). 

The writer WM H is an elderly retired male residing in Oklahoma. One of my favorite songs happens to be Merle Haggard's "Okie from Muskogee". Well he seems upset with the federal government as well as my minor story on the "UFO" which he took literally. This is usually the case with most of my first drafts.  

I usually write a first draft for myself as it's inner audience compiled with emotion and satire which I permit to share with my limited readers then I tone it down a bit with logic and neutrality for about five percent of the population.

I have many critics among me and few admirers which is a positive thing because it gets people to think outside the box. My critics are not bad people they are just misinformed and not familiar with my style and approach to documentary writing. Some have been misguided since childhood by the institutions they and their parents once entrusted. Now they feel abandoned and betrayed.

Obviously this writer has no understanding of what the true definition of my article and the timing of it was about. He doesn't see my own questioning of the misled facts from the very same institutions which manipulate us... governments, media, organized religion. I don't mean to perceive negativity on such establishments, they are meant for good and have done well for the most part. What I meant is that every once in a while it is necessary to restructure, further develop, advance, and replace what has broken down or become obsolete with modern methods and scientific approaches. Even though I am a traditional person I don't actually believe in ratifying such measures to a means but perhaps the next generation will do so as I step aside.

Again the writer is an older person than I therefore I must respect my elders and the generation before me but he must also accept the fact that perhaps I've been to places maybe he has never seen and experienced things he has never known.  

The fable format I was originally attempting to create did not fall in the category of the "Tortoise and the Hare" or Chicken Little though similarities are quite different they seemed the same.

I believe the Greek philosopher Socrates was once charged with the "corruption of the youth" and sentenced to death. I am honored to be placed in such a category by the writer though I certainly don't believe I've earned such standings but I do welcome to be in the company of such men as Galileo, Columbus, Nietzsche etc..

Perhaps Dr. James Watson did steal the formula of D.N.A. from the other, perhaps he is upset and bitter with the world because his child turned out not as he expected.  I don't know these things but as a social scientist whatever I write reverts back to my photography. 

How many words can a picture describe? My photos are limited to how much you are willing to expand your mind. Do you want to be a tiny creature clinging onto the earth or do you seek to venture out into the unknown and clash with the titans!

I would be disappointed to think that for "freedom of speech" this man would want me, the writer, arrested and condemned. How thoughtful or had I thought Oklahoma was an internal section of the United States of America and that there still existed a Declaration of Independence, a Constitution, and a Bill of Rights. I wish he had written to me directly so that I perhaps in all my madness could have addressed the issue directly had he the chance to read my second draft perhaps his opinion might have oscilated.

Regardless, I wish this man no harm because deep inside I am a true Christian. As for U.F.O.'s being alien spaceships I certainly do not believe in that nonsense. No superior being would have an even slight interest in such a maniacal species. 

In due time with advancements in science anything that has been unknown or "unidentified" will be brought to light to include disease, environmental issues, war, famine etc.. Then and only then can we finally put an end to this chapter of mankind known as "The Dark Ages" and break the chains of brute force and ignorance which has engulfed us.