"Now what..."

"... is he doing?"
"Well Sir, we took him out for his regular exercise, and... um... he just sat down and started-"
"Vroom! Zoooooooom! Pew Pew pew pew! BOOM!"
"Um...."
"Yeah... he started making those noises... I think he believes he is a fighter pilot in some battle..."
"I... see... wait- where did he get the helmet???"

Day 132 of 365.