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Pole Dancer Doll: Actually Made for Kids

by Jordan Yerman | August 31, 2009 at 06:40 am

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This is my favorite toy story of the day: a pole dancer doll that's actually made for kids. The box even features a movement diagram in case your 7-year-old doesn't know what a pole dancer is. Seriously, though: a pole dancer doll. And this isn't even a Miley Cyrus joke.

Warning: this toy may mess up your child's image of women and/or significantly alter his/her expectations of what he/she will find in a real-life strip club. Perhaps it's best to just not buy it for your child, but did you really need me to tell you that?

It rotates. It has blinking lights, a disco ball, and a pole. And it's probably one of the wrongest toys you can give to any girl.

This isn't banned or anything, since it's not racist or inherently dangerous.

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mike_klander

at 07:07 on August 31st, 2009

Is this for real?

Mike Klander

jazzyzazzy

at 10:09 on August 31st, 2009

What next.!

Shenoa (not verified)

at 12:58 on August 31st, 2009

This is a very sad day, to find out that this toy is actually being sold in the toy store. This absolutely digusting, just another way to promote sex to young. And we wonder why our girls are now getting pregnant in junior high. I am appauld.......

rjz (not verified)

at 16:08 on November 27th, 2009

Have journalists forgotten about corroborating evidence? There is exactly one picture of this doll anywhere on the internet, reported over and over again. Wouldn't someone have found a copy of this doll for more laughs? It's a fake.