Pole Dancer Doll: Actually Made for Kids
This is my favorite toy story of the day: a pole dancer doll that's actually made for kids. The box even features a movement diagram in case your 7-year-old doesn't know what a pole dancer is. Seriously, though: a pole dancer doll. And this isn't even a Miley Cyrus joke.
Warning: this toy may mess up your child's image of women and/or significantly alter his/her expectations of what he/she will find in a real-life strip club. Perhaps it's best to just not buy it for your child, but did you really need me to tell you that?
It rotates. It has blinking lights, a disco ball, and a pole. And it's probably one of the wrongest toys you can give to any girl.
This isn't banned or anything, since it's not racist or inherently dangerous.