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Rabbi Creates Prayer For Surfing Web Porn and Other Internet Sins

by Jon Azpiri | October 1, 2008 at 03:56 pm

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Israeli rabbi Shlomo Eliahu has created a prayer specifically designed to help Jews cope with their conflicted feelings about web porn.

The benediction reads: "Please God, help me cleanse the computer of viruses and evil photographs...so that I shall be able to cleanse myself."

Rabbi Eliyahu said Jews should recite the prayer when they log onto the web.

He also suggested devout surfers programme their computers to flash the prayer on the screen if they enter a pornographic website intentionally or by mistake.

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Amy Judd

at 15:59 on October 1st, 2008

Hahahahahaha - this is the best! Not that I would know anything about those 'kinds of sites' however...

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at 16:17 on October 1st, 2008

Jon Azpiri, I like this story. It's good stuff. Perhaps prayers are needed just in case delicious looking prawns or a bacon sandwich comes into view, causing unwanted drooling.

JeffHuang

at 16:22 on October 1st, 2008

haha nice post jon.

Capn Ricahrd

at 21:57 on October 1st, 2008

Some rabbi!! He's a disgrace and shames the name of God. Most people toady do not fear God as they weren't taught to, but none of us should be able to abuse a title, reverent or not, or abuse any power given them. I guess that's what a pervert, such as he is, winds up going after, while it consumes him. If one does not believe that Jesus is the messiah, one does not feel compelled to follow His teachings. What a pity and what a pitiful excuse for a human being, much less a supposed chosen man of God.