Saturday Night Live and the New World Order

Saturday Night Live was more on the mark than usual last weekend, with two philandering senators and a nearly impeached governor lamenting the non-stop coverage of Tiger Woods’ 14 girlfriends that has frozen out their own sordid affairs. (Jessica Simpson would make it 15, but so far she’s sticking with her story that headlines claiming she flirted with Tiger are lies.)

But was it really a comedy skit? Or part of a subtle government move—the real government, not the one dillydallying over health care—to slowly prepare us for events hitherto unthinkable?

Among the three politicians’ peccadillos, neither John Edwards’ love child nor John Ensign’s married mistress is worthy of a blip between TMZ Tiger posts...barring unforeseen revelations.  But the hidden truth behind Governor Mark Sanford’s secret trip last June, leading to his wife filing for divorce and Wednesday’s formal rebuke by the South Carolina House Judiciary Committee, cannot be ignored.

To (seemingly) digress, did you catch the video of the swirling blue light over Norway just a day before President Obama flew in to pick up his soon-to-make-sense Nobel Peace Prize? If you did, then you may have noticed the similarity to the predictions of Project Blue Beam, a stealth NASA project whose aim, as revealed by Canadian journalist Serge Monast in 1994, is to “enslave the entire populations of the world.”

The most identifiable step in NASA’s little scheme involves a space show consisting of “holographic images…projected from satellites onto the sodium layer about 60 miles above the earth.” Eventually, these shows will “project simultaneous images to the four corners of the planet in every language and dialect according to the region…and… induce suicidal thoughts if the person doesn't comply with the dictates of the new world order.” The swirl over Norway appears to be a mini rehearsal for the fullscale production.

Russia’s begrudging “admission” that an intercontinental missile test failed at the same time that the swirl showed up solved the mystery to the satisfaction of the Illuminati-controlled press.  But the Project Blue Beam document calls Soviets “the new world order people.” Obviously, Russian bureaucrats, along with NASA, CIA, FBI and SNL operatives, cannot be trusted.   

Exopolitics expert Michael Salla, Ph.D. reminds us, “There have been a number of occasions where nuclear missile tests have failed due to UFO intervention. Did extraterrestrials [cause the failure of the Russian rocket] knowing full well that Obama would discuss the abolition of nuclear weapons during his Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech?”

Project Blue Beam intimates that UFO sightings are tricks by the powers that be to keep the identity of the real culprits hidden. However, even great minds can be fooled. Had Serge Monast not met with an untimely death in 1996—after Canadian government harassment failed to stop his research into who is really in charge of this planet —even he may have come to agree with Saturday Night Live foil...and undercover patriot...Mark Sanford.

Last June, I ripped open the smokescreen of Sanford’s Argentine “affair” cover story. As revealed in my exposé, Actually, Gov. Sanford Was Meeting ... Aliens!, the governor was no more in Argentina than on the Appalachian Trail, but was following in the footsteps of an equally heroic American, Dwight David Eisenhower, risking his future in politics to negotiate an interplanetary settlement. 

Back in June, the aliens were grooming Sanford to be an accommodating partner in the White House, willing to trade a few cow mutilations for low grade (by their standards) technology. His bungling of the secret meeting cover-up led them to doubt the man’s ability to so much as come up with a coherent alibi when needed, and my sources tell me they are currently in talks with Sarah Palin to replace him as the 45th president as of 2012. The aliens were very impressed with her book (and loved the Newsweek short shorts cover) and expect no barriers to finalizing the deal once they agree on who will pay for her campaign outfits.