Sexual heeling

Howard Mills, 37, was caught on secret cameras set up to find out who had been damaging polystyrene ceiling tiles.

Security staff saw him put on a bodice, remove the tiles and lay them on the floor in a “catwalk” formation.

He then wiggled up and down it in the muddy heels he brought from home in a plastic bag. Married Mills later told cops he did it to hear the “squelching” of the shoes on the tiles.