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Steve Jobs Acquires Microsoft, Google, and Amazon
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by raymundmanalo | July 13, 2009 at 08:34 am
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Many people are concerned about Steve Jobs' health. News like this come as a relief to us who have grown to love the man. May he give us more products like the Ipod and Iphone. I'm still waiting for that Kindle-killer product.
Local guy Steve Jobs, 42, a relatively unknown guy and often eats lunch at seven-eleven, announced Monday the completion of his two-day acquisition of Microsoft, Google, and Amazon.
“I have plans too of acquiring MySpace, Yahoo, Intel, and the Whitehouse”“I am now the undisputed leader of Software, Internet Search, Advertising, and E-commerce,” said Steve Jobs, while busily writing his keynote on a Vista-powered Vaio for an afternoon meeting at Redmond. “Plus, I now employ 79,000 + 15,916 + 13,900 full-time staff in more than 200 hundred countries.”
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at 06:23 on July 14th, 2009
Dear Ray, I find your post to be a bit odd, perhaps funny. I wish you the best with your acquisitions. I purchased Ford Motor Company at 1.03 per share.