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Steve Jobs Acquires Microsoft, Google, and Amazon

by raymundmanalo | July 13, 2009 at 08:34 am

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Many people are concerned about Steve Jobs' health. News like this come as a relief to us who have grown to love the man. May he give us more products like the Ipod and Iphone. I'm still waiting for that Kindle-killer product.

Local guy Steve Jobs, 42, a relatively unknown guy and often eats lunch at seven-eleven, announced Monday the completion of his two-day acquisition of Microsoft, Google, and Amazon.

“I have plans too of acquiring MySpace, Yahoo, Intel, and the Whitehouse”

“I am now the undisputed leader of Software, Internet Search, Advertising, and E-commerce,” said Steve Jobs, while busily writing his keynote on a Vista-powered Vaio for an afternoon meeting at Redmond. “Plus, I now employ 79,000 + 15,916 + 13,900 full-time staff in more than 200 hundred countries.”

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BeInformed

at 06:23 on July 14th, 2009

Dear Ray, I find your post to be a bit odd, perhaps funny. I wish you the best with your acquisitions. I purchased Ford Motor Company at 1.03 per share.