Stoned Wallabies Make Crop Circles in Tasmania
Stoned wallabies are responsible for making crop circles in the Australian island state of Tasmania, according to government officials. The marsupials (related to the kangaroo) are getting, and I quote, "high as a kite" on poppies grown in government-regulated fields.
Lara Giddings, Atty General, Tasmania... Then they crash.
This sets a questionable example for the joeys, but solves at least one crop circle mystery.
Lara Giddings, the attorney general for the island state of Tasmania, said the kangaroo-like marsupials were getting into poppy fields grown for medicine.
Australia produces half of the world's supply of legal opium, used in morphine production.