That's hot. That's not.

The
nottie to Hilton's hottie is her lifelong best friend, June Phigg
(Christine Lakin), a snarling deterrent to would-be suitors, or, as one
puts it, the "hideous dragon" at the castle gates. With her cracked
teeth, festering toenails and matted body hair, June is indeed a
hideous creation, although not as stomach-turning as the movie that
contains her. Director Tom Putnam and writer Heidi Ferrer have
concocted a feminine monstrosity so inhuman she might be an
evolutionary throwback.