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Times are Tough: "Prostitute breaks down door, demands sex"
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by Barry Artiste | March 27, 2009 at 04:21 am
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One has visions of Supermodel Type Hookers roving the streets practising their Kittenish Saleswomanship on Men, by kicking down their doors, demanding Sex while dressed as Wonder Women like. You know, this is what Dear Penthouse Letters are made of!
But alas, One must wake up from ones dreamy, dreams and know most likely this lady of the glittery evening was more Rosanne Barr (ish) in a rubber thong and thigh high "FM boots and a golf shirt. $10.00, to handle your Nibbly Bits? No thanks, I have better uses for my Wedding Tackle!
A prostitute in North Carolina broke into an apartment and demanded sex from three men.
Nicole Scarpone forced her way into the house and ordered the men pay her $10 for sex.
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at 07:39 on March 27th, 2009
This is the weirdest story. The picture just adds to it.
at 12:30 on March 27th, 2009
Hello Barry,
I don't always get to your articles due to time restraints etc., but today you've reminded me of your style of humor, which I truly enjoy.
This must also be one of the shortest articles you have written and it's left me thinking .. .yes .. but what's next Barry?
Leave them wanting more .. is that what this teaser is? Hmmmmm? ;)
~ Swan
at 11:23 on March 28th, 2009
HHAHA, yes weird as it gets. Thanks Jeff and Swan for your comments