Times Square Crutch Fight Video: No Winners Here

Crutch vs Police Barricade

The caption on the video below describes it as a fight between a "Tourist and Bum" in Times Square. The fight goes from verbal to physical, and then to escalating weapons. The tourist brings the fists, but the homeless-looking guy swings a crutch.

Not to be outmatched, the tourist-looking guy lifts the 2x4 from a nearby police barricade, but it's too big for him to use it as a weapon. We are then treated to a sort of crutch sword-fight.

The video is NSFW for language and NSFL for a sinking feeling that our species is doomed. "You're gonna get hit with a fuckin' crutch, bro!"

We can't help but wonder if the homeless-looking guy keeps the crutches solely as weapons, since he doesn't seem to need them for walking.

(via Animal NY)

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