Twilight Fan Admits to Love Bites

by Jordan Yerman | February 14, 2011 at 03:21 pm

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Florida Teen Faked Attack to Cover 'Vampire Bites'

A 15-year-old girl in Florida has admitted to falsifying a police report, after initially telling her family that she was attacked while jogging, and her mom called the cops. Turns out that she is a Twilight fan, and had engaged in what was described as "fantasy biting" with a 19-year-old man. The bites left real-life marks, though.

At least the girl (who is clearly on Team Edward) didn't stoop to blaming werewolves. Speaking of which, the photo accompanying the story linked below depicts a werewolf, and not a vampire. This will only cause tension between vampires and werewolves to continue. Also, we're pretty sure that Blue Moon is not a book in the Twilight Series.

The girl, 15, had bruises and bite marks on her neck, arms and back. The Monroe County Sheriff's Office says she reported being attacked to her mother because it was the only way to explain how she got the bruises without admitting the "Twilight" fetish. The mother then called the cops.