Witch Wanted: $94,000 a Year

If you're a witch (or at least look like one), then you could be earning $94,000 a year. A Somerset, England tourist attraction called the Wookey Hole is looking for someone conventionally witchy to live in a cave and basically witch at people. The pay rate is pretty good, and sure beats waiting tables. Auditions are on July 28, and applicants must turn up in costume. Please note that the audition is gender-blind, so male witches (warlocks?) can also give it a go.