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Xiao Lin & Xiao Yin Stage Kung-Fu Wedding Tournament

by Jordan Yerman | October 13, 2010 at 08:34 am

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Sister Kung-Fu Experts Hold Marriage Tournament: Only the Strong Survive

Xiao Lin and Xiao Yin are looking for husbands, but have forsaken the bar scene. Both experts in Kung Fu, the sisters are holding a full-contact martial arts tournament, in which male contestants must pass a series of physical challenges (we're talking bamboo spikes, not Nickelodeon-style slime) and then fight one of the sisters. You win, you may marry one of them. You lose... well, you lose.

Xiao Lin and Xiao Yin are only 22 and 21 respectively, so one can see how they'd be frustrated by not meeting guys that they like. However, "online dating or full-contact martial arts tournament" is what's known as a false dichotomy.

The article below did not mention whether or not the tournament would be staged on a private island.

"We tried dating agencies but the men we met were all too weak. We could beat them easily," said Yin.

"So we went back to ancient ways called Bi Wu Zhao Qin - which was the way warrior princesses would find their men."

Make sure to read the comments in the story linked above- no doubt written by guys who know they'd get their asses kicked.

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Sakabrund (not verified)

at 21:34 on October 15th, 2010

Fantastic method you have choosen to find your husbands. I am waiting till the day that you will announcae the match day. All the best. Sakabrund - Colombo - Sri Lanka