YOUNG vs. OLD: ICE T NEEDS TO CHILL ON SOULJA BOY
Hey Ice! Did one of those fake guns you use on TV blast your permed out mind? How can you tell young rapper Soulja Boy to "eat a f*cking di*k", man! I thought you were cool, homes. You're supposed to be his elder but instead of hooking him up with some knowledge you insult him and get your kid in on it too. That was low, dog. I saw both videos and I am sorry to say, Soulja's made more more sense. "Help me!" he pleads to you Ice T. I'm only seventeen! Instead of helping me you tell me to eat a di*k." Come on Ice! You know homeboy's on this side of right. Aren't you the same dude who wrote The Ice Opinion where you talk about the 1%? As negative as you scolded Soulja, you sounded just like that 99% of negative people you claim to despise. Wake up fool! Don't do a Rip Van Winkle on us and act like eighteen years have not passed since rappers where using that profane phrase. Shoot, you're supposed to be poetic, dog. At least shoot the dude some new slang instead of using the same old ass diss. We can see you're alive and well on TV so you must still be breathing! All I'm saying man is you could have reached out with wisdom and experience and nurtured a young rapper, educated him instead of being antagonistic and ugly, instead of player hating and stirring the pot, instead of beating your chest like Kong trying to start some east coast/west coast, mess. What, do you have a CD about to drop and need some cheap publicity, huh? Ima tell you straight out Ice, unlike you, I'm a real LA native, born and raised, three generations in, homes and we play the hell out some Soulja or anybody else whose tagging our street with finesse. So come on, man! Me and my homegirls saw you eating your bacon in the House of Pancakes with your white chick glued to your lap and nobody screamed on you. We let you pour your maple syrup and chill. So be the bigger dude, homes. Make amends with this brotha who is only striving to feed his family and giving kids a reason to do their 'superman' dance. Don't hate. Don't be one of those honery brothas who made it and then turn their back and criticize from the comfort of a television set, getting all fat and greasy, finger pointing from a stuffed armchair, hating on poor folks while a giant pork chop grins at them from their plate. But hey, I'm not talking about Cosby today.
Pam Ward, LA author
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