Yulia Tymoshenko Gets 7 Years for Challah Hair
by Karen Fish
The rain in Spain falls mainly in Ukraine. At the last supper Jesus Christ the Jewish born Rabbi and Messiah of Christianity and Islam said to Judas, “Judas please pass the chrane.” The train for Ukraine’s acceptance into NATO may have just left the station over former Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko’s conviction and Challah Hair.
Today Yulia Tymoshenko got 7 years in prison for importing natural gas from Russia in 2009 when she was Prime Minister of Ukraine. Today dressed in a cream colored jacket with puffy shoulders and a fresh braided challah on her head Yulia Tymoshenko learned that she had to pay Ukraine $150 Million. At the rate of pay for Ukrainian prisoners it may take Yulia Tymoshenko 785 light years to repay the money.
Recently Mitt Romney has been blasted that he is a Mormon which Evangelical Christian Pastors have called a recent cult. Are we now going back to the Galileo flat earth trial in 2011 AD? Stephen Hawking will tell you that this present Universe is 15 billion years old. Any Bible Scholar will tell you that Abraham invented Judaism 4,000 years ago. He dated his scripture 2,000 BC. God of Mount Sinai aka God the Father, Jesus Christ, The Holy Spirit, (Ch) Allah, Yehovah, Elohim gave the 10 commandments to Moses 3,200 years ago. Jesus Christ invented Christianity 2,000 years ago. The Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) invented Islam 1,400 years ago.
As you can see in a Universe 15 billion years old, 15,000,000,000 years old Judaism, Christianity and Islam are all recent cults. Wouldn’t the Tea Party feel better if they came clean now and admitted that it isn’t Mitt Romney’s religion, it’s that the Tea Party just isn’t comfortable with Mitt Romney’s hair?