Zoo Forced to Apologize for Gorilla Farts

I’m sorry for this post’s general irrelevance to everything we do at Wend, but…I mean…I couldn’t resist - could you?

The gorillas in London’s Chessington Zoo were in a funk after being served a Christmas treat of brussell sprouts last week. Zoo-keepers were forced to issue an apology to visitors after the stench caused by the gorilla farts caused horror amongst the men and women with reports of nausea and small children crying.

According to Michael Riozzi, gorilla keeper at the Chessington Zoo,

Sprouts can cause bouts of flatulence in animals and humans. But I don’t think any of us were prepared for a smell that strong.