Streaker Evades Police Capture

by jordan | August 23, 2007 at 12:38 pm | 143 views | add comment

Terry Tate Office Linebacker vs Streaker

It's hard to miss a naked guy dancing around in the street, but that's easy for me to say.

A naked man dancing on Central Avenue escaped arrest this morning after responding officers couldn't track him down.

Police received a call about the man, who was reportedly dancing on Central Avenue near 31st Street, just after 6 a.m.

When they arrived, however, the man was already gone.

He could have cunningly retrieved his clothing. OK, not quite a crime worthy of a Rick Ross track, but still. Remember, when robbery victims are interviewed, they tend to remember the weapon more than the pep's face, and I'll just leave it at that...

Do NOT crowdsource this, I beg of you!