America's Next Top Model - Cycle 11 - Episode 5 Review
America's Next Top Model - Cycle 11 - Episode 5 Review
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Amy's thoughts are in italics
They enter the house and they can see Elina’s digital pic on a plasma screen. Marjorie, Analeigh and Hannah from Alaska are talking. Analeigh is sad about being in the bottom two last week. Hanna from Alaska doesn’t think Marjorie and Analeigh are positive enough. That they keep having pity parties. She said they need to realize instead of being negative that “you pick up your beans and you keep on rolling!” got that? Repeat “you pick up your beans and you keep on rolling!”
Gosh I can't stand Hannah from Alaska - who even says that? Actually I may just use that tomorrow...
Tyra Mail! (screams) runway challenge coming up!
Oh the joyous screaming..
Girls arrive at Lucky Strike Bowling Ally. They aren’t there to bowl , instead they are there to WALK. Runway walk. (screams!)
Totally ugly shoes - Hannah from Alaska is awestruck... with the ugly shoes
Photo-shoot practice on the ally ..called slide and glide
Isis is up first – slips…ooooh…she walks on ice…first one up ..first one to slide
She is totally confident as this is 'her thing'
Analeigh- too fast and speedy. She wasn’t following directions.
Her walk was just too plain boring
Marjorie- hahaha compared her to ever ready bunny..
Horrible supermarket shopping walk
Hanna from Alaska– walks like she has a bowling ball dropped on her head. She walks almost like a crazy they said. hahahhaaha they still think she’s possessed…I told you!
She is possessed - by the ugly bowling shoes. She says 'if you don't have a runway, that's not good' - another winning quote from Alaska
McKey - good
Clark – ok..I guess….I just don’t like her
Sheena – good
Joslyn – shes great because she gives the extra but she doesn’t need the extra? Confused on this one
Samantha – bow legged
Like riding a horse all the time
Elina – such a control freak – hahahaha yes…she’s weird! Told you!
She is not as good as she thinks she is I think
Girls are done practicing with Miss J. Then they go back to the house. They continue to practice their walks. They all want to be America’s Next Top Model. They all try to give each other crappy wonderful advice.
At least Hannah from Alaska recognizes how much she sucks at runway
TYRA MAIL!!! (screams) they will do something on a runway…(screams)
More chit chat – Clark and Lauren on the couch. They pick who they think has a good face…Mckey and Elina..Clark and Lauren are jealous..yes Clark is jealous. Clark doesn’t think Isis has a good face. She wants Isis to go home…she’s jealous…Clark is not very nice.
Cameras go to Isis now – she thinks the other girls are intimidated. McKey listens.
Isis gives girl advice in the bathroom with a bra on, which is not really necessary
I cannot understand at all what she is saying; it's like a different language
Back. Runway challenge….(screams!)
Jeremy Scott is the designer and they will be modeling his clothes.
Samantha was raising her dress – he said “you’re raising your dress! Do not model that way!”
Hannah from Alaska is scared of being blind folded…she’s concerned
Analeigh is totally nervous - yeah she should be...
To help judge the challenge we have the Seventeen magazine lady and the other Jay. The winner will get a photo shoot advertising something and gets to bring two friends. It’s time to get serious. Tonight they have to walk as if it’s their LAST runway show because for one of the girls tonight one girl will go home. Someone will be eliminated. No photo-shoot just runway challenge blind folded.
Elina starts show – ooh I’m nervous for them. She does ok I guess…but she scares me. She feels cool she said. Trust me..you’re not!
Analeigh - got confidence blind folded. She worked it
Samantha – lifted her dress again. So designer is pissed!
Miss J saw something 'he didn't want to see' - yeah no kidding!
Sheena – oooh she’s got a good walk
Clark – still seems like a beeotch
She looks terrible - like a Praying Mantis
Lauren – she does well
Marjorie– I don’t’ know
She looks like a walking chess piece
Joslyn – she was cautious of not being too dramatic she said
Too slow and boring
Hannah form Alaska – she’s still super duper nervous! And soo annoying
She looks like a bad 80s model
Isis – she loved it
McKey – she had some drape thing and worked it
Dressed as some kind of stage curtain
Bad critiques go to Samantha who pulled her dress up high and Isis who swung her arms like a windmill. So winner of the challenge is...... Joslyn! They loved her energy. She will get to go to the special Seventeen photo-shoot. The person they call now must pack her bags and leave immediately. There is silence..they make us wait…more silence…the person going home is…Hannah from Alaska! She goes. Finally! Yea! Super positive girl who got nervous and acted negative is going . She’s thankful for the opportunity. Then we find out they will be kicking off TWO TONIGHT!!! Yea ANTM for finally making this entertaining! I'm so happy annoying girl is gone and we still have one more elimination to go...
I feel bad for Hannah from Alaska actually. "I'm from Alaska" she says. Yeah we know that already, ok now she can go home.
Photo shoot time – with Sheena, Isis and Josyln (winner of the challenge) They do the shoot with a 15-year-old designer. I'll rewind and put the name of her later.
Josyln is just having a great time. The photos seem to have turned out nice. K back at the house
Joslyn is just drooling all over the young designer - she's acting like she's in love or something!
Tyra Mail!!!! (screasming) This competition is deep. Some will rise above and some will go under. Photo shoot..perhaps under water??
Girls are talking feeling nervous. Analeigh and Marjorie talking about their concerns again. Ironic how the super positive girl went home and the two negative insecure girls stayed isn’t it? Commercial time!
Mr J comes in awful short shorts. He wakes them up all peppy saying good morning. Time for their photo shoot! It’ll take place at home. Ooh and it’s the pool! Smile with your eyes. They will be shooting from head up in the water. Isis is nervous.
I can't stand Mr J when he says things like 'the lifeguard is on duty!' Barf, gag me.
The eyes are most important in this photo shoot. Nigel barker is the photographer….ooh screams! They all think he’s sexy…ummm he’s alright…nice accent I guess…ok make-up time..lots of fun cool eye makeup…oh I like it. Come do mine come do mine!
Nigel Barker is not sexy, repeat NOT sexy! Am loving the eye make-up though!
First up McKey – super nervous
Joslyn – said looks like she’s drowning
I felt bad for her - she can't swim, however how much water were they in!? She acted like she was about to pass out - unnecessary I think.
Clark – she looks evil I think. They are surprised. She was flirting with Nigel big time. Eww
Uggh, I hope she's the next one to go!
Marjroie – they say use your body. So she does..genius
Still love her!
Isis – soo nervous about her taped undergarments..she was more nervous about posing in a swim suit in the water. She’s too nervous..she does a bad job.
She said she had on three pairs of underpants - too much info in my opinion.
Analeigh - our ice skating girl – she looks like Tara Lipinski in the shoot. ..maybe it secretly is? . Hmm… she does well. They said she comes to life finally in this photo shoot. She does great.
I am liking her a lot
Sheena – ooh cool shots. she does well
And no hooch this time!!
Lauren – doing cool poses
She's so forgettable to me - I can never remember what she even looks like!
Elina – says she’s excited but looks like a dud posing. They say think outside the box. She got stuck. She gave them nothing.
She froze big time - it was sad actually. She needed to just jump right into it and instead she just floated there like a big wet bath towel.
Samantha – they tell her to use her body so she did all these animalistic shots. She made it work. They said. She was the last girl. Good ideas
I like her a lot too - awesome hair
Back at the house. Tyra Mail ( Screaming!) Tomorrow they will meet with the judges. Only 9 will continue on to become America’s Next Top Model.
Girls chit chatter again. Elina is worried it could be her. She thinks she sucked..and she did…she doesn’t like to ask for help…she’s nervous. Sheena then tries to console her.
Yeah she did suck, although the judges love her so I'm sure she will stay.
Isis – calls her Godfather. She’s nervous so he tries to make her feel better. Tell her to be strong. He say’s “it’s not who you are it’s who you KNOW you are” k . Commercial time. THEY ARE AWFUL BY THE WAY. Cheese song with the whole family singing “cheese will keep us together”…crap I tell you crap!
Gosh I HATE that commercial! Especially now that I can't get the jingle out of my head
Back. Judgment time – they remind us Hannah from Alaska was already voted off. Then they go over the prizes.
Sheena is first. They like the intensity in her eyes
Joslyn – too much white under her eye. Should have smiled with her eyes. She couldn’t swim and she looked terrified. They say her eyes look like they were about to pop out of her head. hahaha
HAHAHAHA - so true!
Marjorie – they said the shot would give them nightmares. Then one said it was beautiful
Lauren – oh yeah baby they said. They like it.
Still can't remember her..
Isis – they address she was too wrapped up about her darn swimsuit. They said she made too big a deal out of it
She is too scared to stand out
Clark – Nigel thinks she did great. Yea duh she was totally flirting with you! They love her eyes. I still don’t like her
I don't like her - but I can't really say why..
McKey – Tyra likes it. Intense . Then the designer gives her props from the runway challenge for carrying that drape thing. What was up with that?
I have no idea - like a bad curtain job in an old 1950s mansion. No one would actually wear that would they?
Elina – they are disappointed. Said she looked stuck. meat falls on her eyes??? I have no idea
She has hooded eyes is what they said - I guess so, but tons of people do
Analeigh – oh they love it. She used her skater talents.
Samantha – they loved it. Designer says she did awful in the show. He’s pissed she lifted up her dress. He doesn’t like her..he’s very unhappy.
Deliberation time. Samantha looks terrified.
Back and it’s Elimination time!
10 girls stand before Tyra. She only has 9 photos in her hand. First name she calls will be what the judges consider the best photo. Digital art will be displayed in the house.
1. Clark – they love her…I hate her (hate her and now we will have to look at her picture enlarged for the next week!)
2. Analeigh –from bottom two to top two
Bottom two are Isis and Samantha!!! They step forward. She will only call one name. The name she doesn’t call has to pack her belongings and leave the house immediately. They go over their past shoots. Says Isis is afraid to stand out. Samantha is gorgeous but designer was disgusted with her pulling up her dress on the runway. She looks so sad. I feel bad for her. Who do they call.? Who stays?? Ooh they call Samantha so she stays!!…yea!!!! Isis looks disappointed but holds it together. She thought she’d go so far. Tyra says she’s an inspiration. Says she needs to work on her eyes. Just realized she has a huge gap in her teeth. That would never work. They’d have to fix it like Danielle's from Cycle 6…remember that awful oral surgery that girl Joanie had to go through too? Anyway I think it was about time she left. I didn’t know how far she’d make it..seemed a bit more challenging for her..
I can't believe how that designer said he was so disgusted with what she did. It wasn't that bad! I thought that was too harsh. I feel bad that Isis left, as she was such an inspiration for so many people and I think she was so scared to actually just be herself and put herself out there. Too bad she is gone too; she would have provided some real drama and I wanted her and Clark to get together!
Next up – girls get frustrated with Marjorie's insecurities. Plus another cheesy photo-shoot with a Haunted House theme..looks pretty bad
Next week looks super bad - have they run out of ideas? What is that guy doing in that scary mask and costume? I bet it is Miss J or something or Tyra dressed up?
Have to wait and see! We'll be watching it!