America's Next Top Model - Cycle 13 Episode 3 Review (S013EP03)
The next episode of America's Next Top Model is on tonight on the CW Network at 8pm PST.
Previously on ANTM, only girls over 5ft 7 were accepted to be a top model, but this cycle Tyra is giving shorter girls a chance by allowing models under 5 ft 7 to take part, and potentially follow in the footsteps of Top Model Kate Moss.
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Fortress of Fierceness
The Episode Begins:
The girls have to do an interview with Wilhelmina modelling agency, who will be signing the winner, and they are so unprepared. Nigel is there keeping a watchful eye on the girls.
Jennifer has a condition called ptosis, which is like a lazy eye and the judges noticed.
Rachel says she knows musical theatre but yet cannot recall a single song to sing in front of them.
Bianca is watching her mouth and trying not to be a bitch to everyone. The judge says her look is too severe.
Shocking! One of the girls is going home right away! Everyone is shocked. There was no winner.
Rachel has to go - she sucked, although I quite liked her. She's super upset.
Jennifer is sympathetic - she says she's glad it's not her (nice, even though she has a crazy eye)
The girls get over their shock at losing someone and having no winner and then they have to meet with a kind of crazy fashion photographer.
He asks if anyone can take the perfect picture in one take. Surprisingly Tyra comes out (boring)
Tyra comes out looking like Clark Kent (um, kind of) and then transforms into 'Supersmize' and they have to learn how to 'smile with their eyes' (I hate this lesson). She is now super fierce! (kind of).
Supersmize means 'smile with your eyes' in case you don't know. The photographer fakes dying from so much power from Tyra's eyes. Yes that is really what happened.
She then teaches them how to smile with their eyes. Brittany thinks it is awesome to get one-on-one time with Supersmize.
This segment was super boring - the girls thought about things like kittens and pizza, come on! Think about something interesting.
They then have to go to the 'Fortress of Fierceness' in weird tight purple outfits, and then they had to wear masks and battle it out with their eyes. Yes, that is really what happened.
The prize is that they get to have dinner with the mean agent from the previous challenge (how lucky).
It's like a West Side Story battle up there. Lulu beat Rae. Laura beat Sundai. Kaura beat Nicole. Britany beat Ashley. Bianca beat Jennifer.
The losing girls have to wear waitress outfits and wait on the winning girls and do the dishes, that sucks.
After the dinner, Bianca and Jennifer get in to an argument about the dirty dishes as Bianca put a dirty dish in a clean dishwasher (the horror).
The next day the girls to go their photo shoot at the racetrack where Seabiscuit won his race (because he's short as well) and Jay tells them they have to pose nude. They all scream. They must also smile with their eyes.
The girls have to pose topless with really long hair, which can be super sexy, and they pose with really small jockeys and their horse.
Rae does a good job and she looks good too.
Jennifer can't smile with her eyes too much and Jay says she looks drunk. The horse really hates Jennifer and keeps whining.
Brittany is really good, Jay loves her.
Ashley is posing too much, it's too forced.
Erin is good, Jay likes her
Laura is making out with the horse practically
Sundai is ok, pretty good.
Courtney feels disabled with her boot on for her hurt foot.
Bianca has a really ugly blond wig on; it looks awful. She looks a bit like a drag queen I have to say.
Kara posed everytime the camera wasn't clicking.
The photo shoot is over and the girls get their judging Tyra Mail.
Courtney is upset about having to wear her boot and Brittany has no sympathy for her at all.
It's judging time!
Lauren Conrad is the guest judge on the show (I guess that's cool)
Kara's picture sis a bit boring.
Ashley is so bad in her film - so bad! Tyra had to choose a test shot to display.
Jennifer looks ok, but Lauren says her eye looks uneven.
Lulu looks nice, sweet
Brittany looks super sexy, but maybe not in a good way. The judges like it though.
Bianca looks like a man, seriously.
Laura looks good, she looks so different from how she looks in person.
Sundai is a bit vacant.
Rae looks nice and Tyra says it's Madonna-like.
Nicole looks huge in her picture (tall, not fat).
Erin's looks nice
Courtney looks a bit bland and a bit angry. She said she felt held back by her boot.
The judges have to decide who to send home, but personally it doesn't seem like a hard decision when one of them had to use a test shot.
The girls still in the running to become America's Next Top Model are:
It's down to Bianca and Courtney. I cannot believe Ashley is not in the bottom two, that shocks me.
Courtney has to go home and Bianca gets to stay (again). Sigh.
Tune in next week for another review when the girls get bitchy and it's runway time!!