Asma al Assad Nude for National Cleavage Day
by Karen Fish
British born thirtysomething Asma al Assad is the wife of Syrian President Bashar al Assad. Asma al Assad was born to Syrian parents from Homs. Right now Asma al Assad is banned from traveling to Europe because of what she and her husband are doing to her Homies.
Asma al Assad has always been jealous of her rival Queen Rania of Jordan. The raina in spaina falls mainly on the plainya. It would be nice if our pilots weren’t tripping on acid. Today Asma al Assad nude the self proclaimed wearer of the pants in her family said: “Sure the 72 virgins fairy tale was plagiarised from the Greek Myths of the Virgin Greek Goddesses Athena Goddess of War, Hestia who never left home, and Artemis and the 72 virgin nymphs but show me a better way to conquer all of the Middle East oil and I’ll jump right on it.”
According to Samantha Paterson, the brand manager for Wonderbra, National Cleavage Day was started according to a design to solemnise women's independence and power in all facets of life, from their careers to their relationships to their own destiny. Nothing says a woman’s solemn independence in the Muslim world like cleavage. Now the Taleeban have jumped on National Cleavage Day.
Today Asma al Assad nude said “I’m no Galyna Kolotnytska. I’m an investment banker not a nurse. I’m not running away with my tail between my legs. Those Ukrainian nurses are a bunch of cowards. If we can’t conquer Israel with Russia and China and nuclear Iran behind us and the son of a Muslim who stood in Cairo and said “Islam is a great religion” in the White House then when will we be able to conquer all of the Middle East oil? Yah Koffi I’ll get right on that ceasefire, just give me a second to adjust my bra.”