Guide to Meeting Paris' Beautiful Women

Thanks for both the compliment and the comment,GS Nuke.

In answer to your question on Dating, when Fishing, are you guaranteed a "Catch" to bring home?

Men, of course, will always see many beautiful women the world over, much like when you see a restaurant menu, are you able to sample everything on the menu at once?  

For the married men, just because you are on a matrimonial diet, does that mean you cannot view the buffet menu?

My experience when I have met and dated European Women, if you have confidence and a sense of humour (Not Eric the Half Bee humour) many European women will be most receptive.  If you are too confident (arrogant), crude jokes of a sexual nature, brag about your home, big screen TV and possessions back home and your car, well, most likely you'll get a polite smile and an excuse that she has to go now! Sans YOU!!  Pretty much like here with the more intelligent women here in North America

For those wishing to meet and date a European Woman in a Dance club or Bar, well good luck with that, as most European Women find it tacky, almost bordering on Prostitution as they know why you (Men ) are there, and it ain't scintillating conversation!  She'll dance with you, but you will be going home alone!

European women like to be met in Cafe's during the morning or afternoon, shops, museums, parks, buses, just about anywhere but a Bar or during the evening!   Strike up a conversation, you will know in a few minutes if she is interested, talk about the local attractions, she most likely will feel pride and offer to show you the sights.  After that comes dinner and dancing, though most likely the next evening!  It's okay to show you're a man too and take the initiative such as a kiss, but not a groping brute, there is a fine line and she will let you know in no uncertain terms if you have crossed it or will allow it.

European women have a dry wit and sense of humour, you may not get, so just listen and smile politely.  Stay away from Politics too. Talk about History and Culture, Music and Movies and remain neutral in your topics and you'll be fine.

One big NO, NO, Leave the Home Slice language at home in North America, along with the Hip Hop Too Cool for School Rapper Clothes, Women and Men will laugh their ass off when you walk by.  By the way European women can easily spot a North American, as European Men do not wear Ball Caps of any kind, much less rapper style or Bermuda Shorts.  The men , young old, fat and skinny all wear "Speedos" at the beach, and the women prefer nude beaches to my shock and eternal gratitude!

As for smoking, well many European Women Smoke, what will shock you is that during your meal or conversation, she will daintily pull out  a packet of "DRUM Pipe Tobacco" out of her purse and proceed to roll a cigarette with one hand, Like Friggin John Wayne or Clint Eastwood.  She will refuse your North American cigarette for some strange reason.

Most Europeans speak English, it helps though if you know a few rudimentary phrases of their local language.  As I spent many years living in various countries in Europe, and since one aspect of my job was to learn a few languages, I am conversant in French, though Quebec French, Russian and German, some Dutch, so that helped me meet many ladies from these countries, though some were not too crazy I was in the Military.

Asking for her home phone number is a lost cause, as many do not have home phones, so most likely they will meet you somewhere or call YOU by cell.

Lastly, but not least, leave your racing hormones at home,  show them respect,  attention (Not the Stalking kind)  and  they may actually  take you home and ROCK YOUR WORLD.  If not, well at least you met a European Lady, spent some quality time and now have "Bragging Rights" to bring back home to share with your Homies.

So Guys, hope this helps y'all

Thanks Zlender, I have included a few more tips in response to Nukes comments above.

"Would they understand Monty Python and the parrot sketch or Frasier?"

How about Chris Rock, or better yet, Married with Children.

Thanks Beaulieu for the comments, I have responded to your comments in Nuke commentary above.

As for European Women or any Women alive, I know of none who appreciate Monty Python in any form.

If you know such a Goddess of Comedy, send me her address and phone number!!

Beaulieu, here is my answer!!  No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, isn'it, ay? Beautiful
plumage!

Somehow Pep, I always suspected your "Coquettish Humour" would shine through, hahaha. 

I am just comparing my observations of North American Women and European Women, as I have lived in both countries.

I certainly am not slighting them, though some in Bingo Peg Bundy Pants and Stillettos deserve to be slighted I suppose.

As for comparing Scots to Canadians, when I was living in Quantico, Va  many would ask what part of Virginia I was from, many thinking North, though my penchant for a cold mason jar of moonshine with cherries inside , confused many who were confused thinking I was from the South Part of Deliverance Country.

Perhaps my Banjo was a giveaway, or my sudden blindness after drinking the shine!

Thanks for the smile Pep and the Comments :0).....

You may be right Michelle, I have only been to Ohio and Iowa :o)

Thanks for the comments (Both)

Thanks Neil for the comments, you know what everyone, those of us here in North America I bet would love to see a typical European Woman, any Now Public Readers out there in Europe send in your favourite photo of your ideal European woman all dressed up to the nines, so us guys can, well.............. you know, look at them...... Culturally of course.

And European Ladies the same goes for you, send a typical European Guy all dressed to the nines.  As we have North American ladies here I am sure would like a gander.

Now I don't have to tell you Celebs from Europe don/t count, cause lets face it they are not typical like all of us.

Thanks

Barry