Hannah Montana Body Spray as Raccoon Repellent: HOWTO Video
Hannah Montana Raccoon Repellent: It Really Works
The video below shows YouTube user SwampMusic12 using Hannah Montana branded body spray as a rather effective raccoon repellent. The man, described by Gawker as "Redneck Santa", is obviously very comfortable around raccoons, which are basically like squirrels with bad PR.
The gentleman is sitting on his porch, sharing his chair with a curious and hungry raccoon. The raccoon keeps licking and biting him, until he deploys a few squirts of Hannah Montana body spray. The raccoon keeps its distance after that.
Note: Raccoons make terrible pets. They're aggressive, too smart for their (and your) own good, and prone to morbid obesity in captivity. They can also carry about a gazillion diseases.
To learn more about raccoons (they're really quite fascinating), check out the CBC documentary Raccoon Nation.