The happiest day of my life

"We're having one of those backwards weddings," says a young gentleman who would prefer not to be identified. "My bride-to-be never liked wearing dresses, much. Neither do I, but it's her wedding, and I just do what she says. The wedding is for the bride. The groom is just lucky to even be invited. But I never would've agreed to dress like a woman and wear this gown for my wedding if I knew I would have to risk my life shopping for it. I barely got it away from a crazy Bridezilla who wanted to rip it right off my body with her bare hands! And I guess I can't blame her. You know, I've never worn dresses before, but I think this might've started something."