Horse semen on the menu at N.Z. food festival
New Zealanders penchant for the unreal seems to have taken new culinary delights to the next level with the introduction of Horse semen on the menu.
The Wildwoods festival in New Zealand will also be serving such tasty fare such as raw scorpions, chocolate covered beetles, and deep fried grubs.
A spokesperson who invented to refreshing beverage has downed the horse semen elixor and describes it as a thick milkshake, with an energy drink chaser kick. No word if this spokesman gets his frothy beverage straight from the tap, though, presumably he is still alive to state his experience, so it is assumed his milkshake came from a glass.
One thing for certain while Vancouverittes have been exposed to our own food fairs and festivals, this food fair ranks with the recent testicle gobbling festival last year in Serbia, which now seems to have been outdone by New Zealanders!
Would Vancouver ever try and top this gastro Horse semen gobbling festival here? Well this is old hat for B.C. Politicians during election time, sans horses, all of them practice this time honoured salty tradition with moneyed backers, with only a tease and come hither reach around to entice the electorate.
One can be sure many a B.C. Politician would say "Hey Kiwi, its been done, done like dinner". Certainly New Zealanders have nothing on them.
Horsey Drinks all around !