ON SALE NOW! THE GREATEST HUSBAND ON EARTH

by PROFARMS | November 25, 2008 at 10:17 pm
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A virtual store has opened a GRAND SALE in town for the Greatest Husband on earth and ladies are queing to lay their hands on this pre-xmas offer.

All women,single,married,divorced,hard to please types are all qualified to bid for this one-off offer.

The rules are simple.

A lady has the choice of picking this great man by walking thro six serial stalls that describe the special attributes that every woman would like in a man.

There is no going back after going thro each stall.

The only way out after picking your man is thro the fire exit at the back.

Stall number one;This man has average looks,loves his woman for who she is,has no illusions about having a glorious marriage unless they both work for it,loves children and can tolerate inlaws when they don't overstay their courtesy calls. He doesn't do dishes unless on special occasions.

Not good enough? Proceed please!

Stall number two; good looking,high sense of humour,will do dishes,an occasional flirt.

Still not good enough! Proceed please!

Stall number Three; has got killer looks,high sense of humour,very romantic to be with,will do dishes,baby sit
And entertain mother in law.

Want to try a better one? Proceed please!

Stall number four; gorgeous looks, sensitive to your needs,sociable with all your friends,will do dishes,will not flirt.

Any one picked this great guy yet?
NONE! Proceed please!

Stall number five;this guy loves the lord,has gorgeous looks,very possessive but caring,will do dishes but will cut your arm if you cheat on him. He will never cheat on you either and will provide to all your needs. But will not tolerate your mother in law!

Had your pick yet?
If not,
Then proceed to the last stall!

Stall number six;

You are shopper number 3.7 billion,that is all the number of women that exist in this earth.The kind of man you want does not exist. Thank you for window shopping with us and follow the sign to the fire exit and watch your step. You don't look very well madam. We are sorry to have disappointed you! But you may find what you want at the car park on your way out.

And who was waiting at the car park?

Your regular normal guy with open and loving arms ready to share in your disappointment and take you home for that snugly nap together that has always been a good tonic to all your troubles!

A virtual game?

Try real life for more fun about relationships!

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Paschen

:) Great Post. 

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PROFARMS

Thanks Paschen! Still waiting for one successful bid!

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talentedchimp

Excellent post!

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PROFARMS

Thanks talentedchimp. Are there any successful bids from your end? This great guy must sell today!

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talentedchimp

I'm in Stall number three, but I've already been bought.  ;-)

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PROFARMS

Lucky you! Nobody is giving me two glances at stall number one where I'm festering in disblief! I always had an illusion that am on very high demand coz my needs are so simple;good family and some privacy when we need it. Gosh!

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Sanjay Jha

Very interesting post.

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roozbeh

I think many women will stop in stall number two, if not one

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PROFARMS

Thank you Roozbeh and Sanjay. But just out of sheer curiosity where do you place yourselves? Just curious and take no offence please!

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sara star

Well I'll be the first woman to comment. I have made a conscious choice to stay single, and have never felt better.

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PROFARMS

Thank you sarastar. You have added a whole new perspective to this story. Let's have more ladies coming in with their views for a more balanced perspective.

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matte

I've been locked in stall three for years....

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PROFARMS

Don't worry Matte. Someone will come round after going thro the fire exit and get U out. This is not against the rules if u read thro clearly! Thanks for your comment!

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Jordan Yerman

This is a good opinion piece: a clever way of saying that people are not off-the-shelf products, though ideal relationships are a core feature of most ad campaigns (for example).

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