Subs: Male Garter Belt for Pants on the Ground

Subs: Will They Add Swag to Your Sag?

Hatch Ventures LLC is selling a product called Subs. Basically, it's a garter belt for oversized jeans. True, a regular belt would achieve the same result, and make the wearer look less like a Mad Max drag queen, but then your pants wouldn't be sagging, would they? After all, regular suspenders (US definition) would just look silly... right?

Here is the Subs product page, a must-see if only for the product shot.

Is there really a market for Subs? If you're into the whole pants-on-the-ground thing, then having one hand on your (improperly used) belt or (oversized) belt loop is part of the game.

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If you don't want your trousers to drop to the sidewalk after your third step, there are some other available solutions:

1. Wear jeans that actually fit
2. Make sure your belt is secured at the waist (not at the knees)
3. See #1
   

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Saggy Pants Garters

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