Super Bowl XLI: Do Not Step On The Blue Carpet

Today is the official kick off of Media Day Shitshow at the Miami Convention Center, where the world's greatest sports journalists and media gnats convene and attempt to cover this blessed Super Bowl Event. Unlike last year at the Ren Center in Detroit, this year's event is extremely restrictive. In Detroit, even if you didn't have a pass, you could at least walk around the facility and get a glimpse of some of the media giants doing what they do best; like, say, Dan Patrick eating a sandwich. Not at the Miami Convention Center. All though I stood in line and handed over my identification and presented myself as a member of Gawker Media, the Convention center had no record of my credential.