What’s smug and deserves to be decapitated?

Here's a lovely story from the UK that starts off with a suggestion that cyclists be garroted with piano wire stretched across their paths.  It certainly works as an attention-getter, but of course, the editors would insist that this isn't a serious threat.  Mr....

Mexican Immigrants Cut Children's Necks Until They Were Nearly Decapitated

The family may have been involved with an illegal immigrant smuggling ring.