Fark Was Down... But Not Anymore

Fark is back up... but I promise it was down earlier.ZOMFG! Fark is down! What will we do without Fark, source of bizarro news that has its own "Florida" section? Fark, the brainchild of Drew Curtis, is a...

Cow escapes from abattoir

And now for something completely different........"it's.""Cow escapes from abattoir A cow has escaped from an abattoir, leaping down a manhole and fleeing for a mile through a town's...

Fark to TM 'NSFW'...WTF?

Good luck, Fark. It's going to be pretty difficult to enforce authorized use of your proprietary webspeak, even if you're granted a trademark on an admittedly dubious "phrase". Might have to call in the Acronym...

PETA Attacks Madonna Over Her Chincilla Coat

"We reported yesterday how Madge wore the coat for a night out with huubby Guy Ritchie in London on Wednesday night. A spokesman for the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals said: "We encourage anyone who...

Token Booth Closings Start in April

The first nine of the 164 token booths scheduled for closing will be shut down in April. The Daily News says the first retired booths will include ones in Union Square and Penn Station, and then the remaining booths will close weekly until October. Then, 600 of the clerks...

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