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Wall Street’s IQ Plunges, Triggering A ‘Too Dumb To Fall' Bailout
New York City — The collective IQ of Wall Street executives has dropped below the mental retardation level for the first time ever, prompting the Federal Reserve to impose the “too dumb to fall” provisions... Are Your Fish Getting Enough Exercise?
The problem with home aquariums is that they're too small and confining. The fish can't swim the natural distances they need to get sufficient exercise. I was thinking about this the other day when I realized... Glad Black Bag Presents: The Wild Life Trailer
5 animals. 1 house. This season, watch what happens when real life becomes The Wild Life. Watch the trailer, and create your own wild life drama for a chance to win $25,000. Create Your Own:... Sandy Wolters Interviews Author Scott Nagele
Sandy's Spotlight Today's Special Guest Author is Scott Nagele To see the video interview and comments, please visit Sandy's Spotlight.I featured Scott Nagele and his novel, Temp: Life in the Stagnant... Oil Companies Creating Special Packaging for $5-a-Gallon Gas
Houston, Texas -- As gasoline prices ratchet up past the $4-a-gallon mark, the oil industry is preparing a more luxurious way to present its increasingly costly product to consumers. “Think expensive fragrances,... Birth Certificate Reveals Santorum To Be The Son of God ( Humor)
Washington, DC -- Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum has declared his campaign to be “The Second Coming,” after learning that his birth certificate identifies him as the Son of God. “I thought I... Airbags Adding Safety to New Nuke Plants
Augusta, Georgia -- An electric utility here is building the first new nuclear generating plants to be constructed in the US since 1978. Its safety secret: the use of giant, automotive type airbags to cushion and... MORE SuperBowl Ads - Part 2
So here we are, a solid week past and the story, at least ad-wise, is still the Clint Eastwood spot. Kind of amazing when even something as simple as a Knute Rockne-type rah-rah speech can be parsed and dissembled... Congress Strikes Back: Gives Taxpayers a 4% Approval Rating
Washington -- Still stinging from the lowly 10% approval rating it received from the American public, Congress has taken revenge, bestowing a measly four percent approval rating on taxpaying citizens. “Taxpayers... SuperBowl Ads 2012 – Part I
Well the big game is now done and gone, the prizes have been awarded (BTW, sweet ride Mr. Manning) and poor Tim Brady must forced to contemplate his fate whilst staring at the reflection of his supermodel wife in... Super Bowl Controversy: National Anthem Replaced with a Dodge Ad
Football fans watching Super Bowl XLVI can remain seated during the pregame ceremonies this year, because the singing of The Star-Spangled Banner will be preempted by a television commercial for Dodge trucks. “At... New Greek Threat: More Credit for Us Or No More Gyros for You
Athens -- Facing a debt burden that could enslave its citizens for decades to come, Greece has gone on the offensive, declaring it will halt the production of gyros worldwide if it’s not given a larger line of... Hillary Clinton to Convert US Embassies into IHOPs
Washington DC -- Secretary Of State Hillary Clinton has begun transforming her diplomatic corp’s global network of embassies and consulates into the world’s largest International House of Pancakes chain.... Frenchmen’s AAA Romance Rating Downgraded To C-
Paris -- The EU Division of Standard & Poor’s has notched down France’s world-leading AAA Romance Rating, relegating the “land of love” to the bottom of the hotness heap when it comes to “lust,... Republicans Battle On How Far To Turn Back the Clock
Crossroads, South Carolina -- Despite their endless bickering, the Republican presidential candidates all agree that they would like to take the nation back to a more gentler and prosperous era. But they have... Top Members Today
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